dates: July 10, 2008
location: Cebu, Philippines
who: me, derek, queenie and friends from the bar at the Waterfront Hotel in Cebu city
This is a late post, but I had a pretty wild and unexpected experience in Cebu last year.
It all began because the HR manager at my company made a mistake with my visa. On the day it was going to expire (for the third time that year), she found out and gives me an urgent call at 6pm. "You have to get out of the country now! Hop into a cab and go to the airport!" So I did.
No flights to Japan with available seats departing before midnight, couldn't get into China without a visa, and flights to US or Europe were just too far. Luckily there was a last minute flight out to Cebu, a place I had never even heard of until that day. Dressed in only my suit, with nothing else but 30,000 won (around 20 bucks) and no bags, I was off to Cebu. 11pm flight, just in time to save me from being deported from Korea ;)
I arrived with a plane full of honeymooners and families going for vacation at around 2am. The airport was disgusting and dingy, there wasn't even anyone working there it seemed, and I had no idea what to do or where to go. Everyone else had a tour group, so I asked a friendly guy, who helped me get a room at the Waterfront hotel in Cebu. His directions were "don't take a taxi, they might screw you. But if you pay 3 times as much I have a friend who will take you directly there in a private car service." I had to believe him, so I took the chance.
The area in Cebu was clearly somewhat impoverished, and what really shocked me were the gates and armed guards in front of every hotel or resort. Auspicious arrival to say the least. When I arrived everything was closed and I asked if there was a convenience store around, but was given strict orders to stay within the hotel or else I would be in danger. I slept in my clothes that night, and had no choice but to keep my contacts in.
The next day I woke up and immediately caught a cab to the mall Ayala, supposedly one of the largest in Cebu, and actually quite nice. I shopped for a complete new set of clothes (from head to toe) and changed out of my increasingly smelly suit. As I was walking around, a middle-aged woman taps me on the shoulder and starts chatting with me. "Are you from Korea? On vacation? Here with anyone?" We had a cup of coffee with her and her cousin, then she invited me to her house for lunch. Really friendly women, but I felt it was just a little suspicious, so I decided to decline the offer and took her phone number instead.
I returned to the hotel by mid-afternoon and hit up a bar in the hotel, and that's where I met Derek, Queenie, and a bunch of others. We quickly became friends, they wrote out a few bars I could go visit, and so I explored the night scene a little. Based on their recommendation, I even hit up a Korean-style "room salon" which is where you karaoke with a bunch of girls, and ended up chatting up a Filipino guy and his Dutch friend. Fun.
I returned around 12pm, had a few drinks, and chatted up the group at the bar. As they closed up, they invited me to hang out with them and party. So we went to a local club, which was incredibly entertaining. Cheap drinks, dingy tables, and a dance floor complete with stripper poles. As I went to dance, tons of girls surrounded me, and as I was having a drunken good time with one particular girl, Derek pulls me over and goes "you know that's a guy right? look at her throat." I looked. Then I ordered more tequila. Needless to say it was a lot of fun (and where all the pictures are from).
By about 4am we were out of the club and they brought me to the after-party barbecue place, and I treated the whole group of 6 people to unlimited Filipino barbecue and beer...the tab turned out to be about $17. What a steal! I was just a little worried about food poisoning but it turned out fine. By the time I returned home it was 6am and I was exhausted but happy.
The next day I toured around Cebu. A nice place, crawling with Koreans there to study English, and clearly a third-world country. I thoroughly enjoyed my time and met up with the bar staff once more for lunch. They were really nice and I was grateful to find them. They invited me for their version of Mardi Gras, right around the new year, and I promised to make it out again.
Good times, great trip, and I'll definitely visit my friends there again :)
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